Virgo (August 22-September 22): If one is getting the wrong order, and it's burned and your server hates life and ten is a 3 star Michelin masterpiece that makes you almost faint from its glory, get out your smelling salts, Virgo. Today's meal is 3 stars and compliments of the chef. Move past the analysis, Virgo, and turn up the volume. What has your heart been saying so quietly that no one could hear it? Get a megaphone. It's time.
While this horoscope is completely unsound astrologically, don't you think it's pretty fun anyway? And these undies are totally sound.
Channel your queen of the jungle power and hang on to your best horoscopes in these undies. We'll make them especially for you.
- You'll get more coverage, support, compression, and concealment because they're cut for your anatomy, from a wider crotch to more generous leg holes. Hike them up, tug on them if you need to, but they're not really going anywhere after you get them on...
Why choose between comfort and concealment? These are 100% cotton, made from repurposed tshirt, but still provide concealment thanks to their fully-lined front panel. They might be the best everyday undie you'll find!
- Wedgies are practically impossible in their fuller Hipster or Brief styles
- Eco-Friendlier Materials: 100% cotton thrifted tshirt (the colors might vary slightly but I promise they will do the mission justice), unbleached elastic, water-based screen print inks
Hot Booty Guarantee: Undies don't fit on the first try? Let me know and we'll do alterations or make an exchange. Anything to make these your new favorites!
- Check out the Fit page to find your perfect size
Your undies, hand cut, hand screen printed and handmade to your specifications will be on their way to you within 14-21 days.
Questions? Just email. :)