Aquarius (January 21-February 19): If one is AM radio in the middle of the night and ten is seeing your favorite band at your favorite venue, today is your favorite band playing a show in your living room for you and your favorite people. And maybe they ask you to join them for your favorite song. Just saying. The air surrounding you is electric with all the world's most exciting possibilities. You see what others don't, Water Bearer. Act now: the world is your sparkly, delicious oyster.
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