Scorpio (October 23-November 22): On a scale of broken colored pencil to you're the next Picasso, today is every single color shooting out of your favorite pen. Ride the melt of your creativity - from belting out show tunes (or Taylor Swift) in the shower to taking the figure 8 way to your parking spot, your sparky scorpio stinger is ignited and and spreads joy where ever you go. You are sparky and ignity and you spread joy.
While this horoscope is completely unsound astrologically, don't you think it's pretty fun anyway? And these undies are totally sound.
Channel your scorpion power and hang on to your best horoscopes in these undies. We'll make them especially for you.
- You'll get more coverage, support, compression, and concealment because they're cut for your anatomy, from a wider crotch to more generous leg holes. Hike them up, tug on them if you need to, but they're not really going anywhere after you get them on...
Why choose between comfort and concealment? These are 100% cotton, made from repurposed tshirt, but still provide concealment thanks to their fully-lined front panel. They might be the best everyday undie you'll find!
- Wedgies are practically impossible in their fuller Hipster or Brief styles
- Eco-Friendlier Materials: 100% cotton thrifted tshirt (the colors might vary slightly but I promise they will do the mission justice), unbleached elastic, water-based screen print inks
Hot Booty Guarantee: Undies don't fit on the first try? Let me know and we'll do alterations or make an exchange. Anything to make these your new favorites!
- Check out the Fit page to find your perfect size
Your undies, hand cut, hand screen printed and handmade to your specifications will be on their way to you within 3-4 weeks.
Questions? Just email. :)