B. If you wear your Days on whatever days:
Thank you. You are everything that is good and right and orderly in the world. It's people like you who help make the trains run on time (maybe that's even your exact job title). And color code your closets, for all on Pinterest to see. You are an inspiration.
C. If you wear Hump Day every day:
Yes. --> You've got a serious case of underwear apathy. Bonafide. We support you, whether you're looking for recovery or enjoying the ride, especially since you're apathetically in Upitees ;)
No. --> So then, is it because you get a little thrill out of just grabbing whatever day you find first? And maybe, just maybe you get a little bit disappointed if you end up with a Thursday on a Thursday?
You're a rebel, you can't be constrained by "days with names." Oh no. Life is too full to spend time organizing drawers, and there are so many opportunities to swim upstream, to stand out, to be true to yourself, not the least of which begins in your underwear drawer. So fly your freak flag loud and proud. You know we keep ours in our pants... ;)
We salute you. And, are you ok? Can we help you with some laundry? We heard about a drop off place not too far away... ;)
So how do you wear your Days? Please comment below!